Sly introduces the viewers to the Dreams. He introduces Jenny as his future wife. Jenny: I'll be your wife when Murphy Brown marries Dan Quayle. Whoa, that's the 2nd Dan Quayle reference this season. So timely!
Tony wants to say hello to some special ladies. He begins listing them when Sly reminds him that it's only a 2 hour tape.
Sly walks over to Matt and Randy Jo (hey! she's back!) "having a tender, private moment" Matt tells Sly that he ruined said tender moment and shoves a hamburger bun at the camera. Randy Jo wonders aloud if Sly is on some medication that he forgot to take.
Sly tells them that he wants to enter them in a video contest. The winner gets $10,000.
Sly and Tony drool over a girl who walks by. Tiffany hands Sly a tissue. Randy Jo tells Matt that he's the best boyfriend ever because he didn't even look at the girl who walked by. Matt tells her that he already has everything he wants to look at. The audience reaction track "Awwwws"
Sly runs off to begin casting the video. He approaches the girl from a few seconds ago and tells her he's going to make her a star. She says that she's always wanted to be an astronaut.
Back at Casa de Garrison, the family is eating dessert. Mrs. Garrison says how much she likes the cheesecake. She admits that it's not as good as the cake from hers and Mr. Garrison's honeymoon. The kids finish the story for her. They've heard this one before!
Dennis and Jenny joke about how mushy it is. Matt thinks it's nice; he wants to be romantic when he's old! Mrs Garrison: Thanks! I think"
In the Garrison kitchen, Sly, Matt and Jenny are discussing plans for their video. Sly's plan involved Matt kissing someone named Nikki Denteen. Jenny tells him that Randy Jo will never go for it. Sure enough...
Later that night at the movies, Matt and Randy Jo are arguing about it. Matt insists that it's "just acting" Randy Jo asks Matt how he'd feel about her kissing the football captain, and suddenly it clicks.
In the garage the next day, the gang is preparing to film their video. Matt tells Sly that he's not going to kiss Nikki. Sly tells him that he has to. Matt tells him that he promised Randy Jo that he wouldn't kiss Nikki. They argue for a bit, then Tiffany jumps in and gives Sly a pep talk about keeping promises. Sly agrees to change the script. He walks over to Nikki and whispers something to her. She nods.
At that moment, Randy Jo runs into the garage and asks if she can watch them film. They begin fliming, and Nikki kisses Matt anyway. Randy Jo is pissed. Sly calls "Cut!" He tells Nikki and Matt how great it was. Randy Jo goes up to Matt to give him an earful. He insists that he didn't know it was going to happen. She tells him that she'll never trust him again, and leaves. Matt yells at Sly and leaves to go after Randy Jo.
At Sharkey's, everyone comments on how mad Matt is. Tony says that Matt has a right to be mad and that Sly is a "no good, video-shooting, bimbo-casting, relationship-killing chump" -- and that's on a good day!
Tiffany tells them that Sly really wants to help Matt fix things with Randy Jo. Jenny says that Sly should stay out of it. Right on cue, Sly runs into Sharkey's and approaches Randy Jo. She says "back off, Sly! I've got a fork and I know how to use it!"
Sly tells Randy Jo that Matt is really sick. He can't eat or sleep, and his fever is so high, "you can fry bacon on his face!" Randy Jo decides to go see if Matt is okay. She gets up to leave, and Matt walks into Sharkey's He's excited to see her, but she gets pissed again. Matt goes to yell at Sly. Sly tells him he was trying to help, but Matt says to stop "helping"
In Matt's room, Tony is trying to help Matt too. He encourages him to try calling Randy Jo again. Matt said that he's already called 12 times. Tony tells him to forget about girls, and leaves for his date with Jasmine.
Down in the kitchen, Tiffany is telling Jenny about a new guy she met.
In the garage, Mr and Mrs. Garrison have just found their wedding cake topper with a copy of their wedding vows!
Poor Matt can't get away from all the relationship talk.
Also, it should be noted that their "vows" said" We met in the spring, and dated through the summer. Without you in my life, fall is a bummer!" Mrs. Garrison says: "and I married him anyway!"
Matt tells his parents that he's still upset about Randy Jo, and they leave him in the garage with his thoughts. He laments being single while everyone else has someone. I know that feeling all too well, Matt!
He sits down at his keyboard and sings a song about being single. Sly comes into the garage with the camcorder, and tells Matt that the song sounds good. Matt is still mad and tells him to go away.
Sly has a new idea for the video; this time, he wants to get kissed. Matt doesn't want to hear it. He asks Sly again to leave him alone. Sly gets really serious for a moment and apologizes to Matt. He actually sounds sincere. Matt accepts his apology and tells him that they can discuss everything later. They shake hands, and Sly leaves.
Matt tries singing is new song again, and Sly sneaks back in with the camera.
Later, Sly comes into the kitchen, and sees Mr. and Mrs. Garrison leaving for their anniversary. He congratulates them and they leave. He asks Jenny what she thinks about getting the band together to practice. She thinks it might help lift Matt's spirits, and agrees to call Tony and Tiffany.
When Jenny is out of the kitchen, Sly asks Dennis how he feels about being a "home video engineer"
Cut to the garage, Dennis is hiding in the trash barrel with the camcorder. Dennis asks why he can't just tell them that he's filming them. Sly says that he doesn't want them to think he's being insensitive and exploiting Matt's feelings. Dennis is like "yeah, and?" Sly tells Dennis to shut up and get in the garbage.
When everyone else enters the garage, Tony goes right for the barrel and is about to throw a cup away. Not wanting Dennis to get caught, Sly tells Tony that he'll take care of the cup.
Sly asks Matt if he can think of a song to play. He wants something "depressing and not about being in love" Matt is like "hey let's sing my new song" Jenny is about to throw away her gum, and Sly takes that too. Ew.
Tiffany comes into the garage and apologizes for being late. She offers the gang the last of her milkshake. When they decline, she throws it away before Sly can stop her. From inside the trash, Dennis says "mmm! Chocolate!"
Later, (the next day?) Everyone is wondering where Sly is. Apparently he asked them to meet him there. When he arrives, he asks them if they remember the video contest. Jenny is like "yup. Not happening" Sly is like "haha I entered you anyway! He tells them that he filmed them when they were in the garage. Everyone is really mad until they find out that it's going to be on TV.
Cut to some sort of local station, where they play the video. It starts with everyone in the garage, then cuts to a montage of scenes that we've never seem before.
Everyone loves the video. They find out that they didn't win, and are a little disappointed. Sly apologies. Matt says that it's okay; he just misses Randy Jo. Sly has something that will cheer him up. He sent Randy Jo the video, and she's waiting outside!
They make up, and leave to go talk. Everyone is amazed that Sly did something nice. Jenny is amazed that Dennis helped. She wants to know how much Sly paid him. Right on cue, Sly's date and a girl Dennis' age show up. Dennis: Come on, Sly ! We can't keep the babes waiting!
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